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Zombieland Quote Memes

  • ❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
  • ❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
  • ❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
  • ❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
  • ❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
  • ❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
  • ❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
  • ❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
  • ❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
  • ❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
  • ❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
  • ❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
  • ❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
  • ❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
  • ❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
  • ❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
  • ❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
  • ❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
  • ❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
  • ❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
  • ❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
  • ❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
  • ❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
  • ❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
  • ❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
  • ❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
  • ❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
  • ❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
  • ❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
  • ❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
  • ❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
  • ❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞